DOCTOR FIDELIUS
Grand gnostic, seer, magician.
HEALER OF SORE KNEES
Mysteries analysed and resolved: incantations uttered in known and unknown languages.
Dealer in analgesics, salves, roborants and despumatics.
Tinctures to relieve nausea, itch, gripe, scurf, buboes, canker.
SORE KNEES A SPECIALITY
–Lyonesse,
Jack Vance
This is unacceptable! I demand to know where you, Dr Fidelius, are coming from.